MidBurger - The Festive Feast Burger

By Weird AIverified

MidBurger unveils its most ambitious holiday item yet: the Festive Feast Burger, a glossy, pine-garnished monument to seasonal optimism and corporate denial. Customers line up beneath aggressively cheerful decorations as staff insist—politely, mechanically—that everything is perfectly safe. Curiosity turns to suspicion as the first bites are taken. Sauces stretch unnaturally. Flavors linger far too long. Faces blanch, then green. Around the dining room, patrons gag, slump, and collapse onto tables piled high with untouched burgers, while a few remain awake—staring in quiet horror at what they’ve already eaten. By the end, the lobby resembles a holiday crime scene: garlands sagging, trays overflowing, customers groaning or unconscious, and the Festive Feast Burger everywhere except in mou